1 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:17,110 This is great. 2 00:01:17,190 --> 00:01:19,470 This is absolutely my best work. 3 00:01:20,170 --> 00:01:21,170 By far. 4 00:01:22,430 --> 00:01:24,110 And print. 5 00:01:25,230 --> 00:01:26,230 Okay. 6 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:29,630 They're going to love it. 7 00:01:30,650 --> 00:01:33,610 The end. 8 00:01:35,650 --> 00:01:36,690 They're going to love this. 9 00:01:41,530 --> 00:01:42,530 Wow. 10 00:01:43,660 --> 00:01:44,720 It's time for a celebration. 11 00:01:47,180 --> 00:01:53,320 Here we go with the traditional champagne with the glass here. 12 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:54,600 Okay. 13 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,880 Okay, but you have outdone yourself. 14 00:02:14,870 --> 00:02:15,870 Oh, okay. 15 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,850 Okay, Gilbert, it's okay. 16 00:02:20,330 --> 00:02:21,530 Go to the happy place. 17 00:02:27,850 --> 00:02:29,390 Maybe I should have gotten a wrench. 18 00:02:33,650 --> 00:02:34,650 Okay. 19 00:02:36,470 --> 00:02:43,090 Now I need... 20 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:45,740 The perfect entree. 21 00:02:49,140 --> 00:02:52,100 Good evening, Exum Escorts. This is Helga speaking. 22 00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:55,480 Hello, Helga. Hello, this is Gilbert Fitz. 23 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:58,040 Hello, Mr. Fitz. How good to hear from you. 24 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,800 Don't tell me you finished that novel so quickly. 25 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:03,600 Yes, it took me approximately three months. 26 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:08,380 But I must say, it's the goddamn best thing I've ever done. 27 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:11,920 Congratulations. And I certainly don't need to guess why you're calling. 28 00:03:12,170 --> 00:03:14,830 Of course not. You know the ritual there, Helga. 29 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:20,850 A blonde, big tits bolted on this far, shaved pussy, very skanky, very nasty. 30 00:03:21,150 --> 00:03:22,530 I'll see what I can do, Mr. Fitz. 31 00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:26,210 Unfortunately, there's a convention in town and I'm a little short -handed. No, 32 00:03:26,230 --> 00:03:27,230 no, no, no, no, no, no. 33 00:03:27,650 --> 00:03:30,830 Helga, Helga, please, please, you do not want to screw up my ritual. 34 00:03:31,330 --> 00:03:34,570 There's no other escort service I could go to. Please, you must help me. Don't, 35 00:03:34,570 --> 00:03:38,070 don't, don't mess up my plan. Calm down. I didn't say I didn't have anyone. 36 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:42,560 I just might have a little difficulty filling the bill precisely. I'm okay. 37 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,140 calm. I've gone to the happy place. 38 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,460 Please, just send over your best girl. 39 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,100 It'll be okay. 40 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:30,850 I'm from excellent escorts. 41 00:04:32,810 --> 00:04:35,010 Uh... Well? 42 00:04:38,010 --> 00:04:41,310 Uh, what? Well, are you going to let me in, or are we just going to fuck right 43 00:04:41,310 --> 00:04:46,010 here in the doorway? I don't think, uh, maybe we should put the... Oh, oh, 44 00:04:46,070 --> 00:04:47,070 there's a scuff here. 45 00:04:47,510 --> 00:04:48,650 Nice place you got here. 46 00:04:48,890 --> 00:04:51,250 You must make a decent living. 47 00:04:51,610 --> 00:04:54,870 Yes, I know, and don't touch that! 48 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:56,600 Excuse me. 49 00:04:56,620 --> 00:05:01,620 Yeah, oh, no, let us not set this down. Oh, gosh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. 50 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:06,160 You see, I think that there is actually... I used to do this dentist 51 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,600 house like this out in Long Island. 52 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,460 Oh, my God, he was a weird motherfucker, that. 53 00:05:10,660 --> 00:05:13,800 I always wanted me to eat hard -boiled eggs when he went down on me. 54 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:16,380 I don't know. Oh, okay. 55 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:21,760 Actually, you see, I think that there's actually been a mistake, a really big 56 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:22,800 mistake. Oh, fuck! 57 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:27,580 I'm not at the wrong house again, am I? No, no. You're actually at the right 58 00:05:27,580 --> 00:05:29,360 address. You're just the wrong person. 59 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,240 Were you expecting someone in particular? 60 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,220 Actually, yes. You see, a particular type. 61 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:40,560 It's kind of a ritual that I have. Well, actually, she's kind of blonde with 62 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:47,440 very slutty. Jesus Christ. It sounds like you should have fucking ordered 63 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,440 yourself a porn star. 64 00:05:48,700 --> 00:05:51,680 Yes, well, if I was in L .A., I would have done that. God knows there are a 65 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:52,680 a dozen. 66 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:09,660 Uh, uh, yeah, you, uh, you see, um, sometimes I have these, uh, um, these 67 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:12,980 hallucinations. Oh, shit, man, I heard drugging! 68 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:18,260 Shit! I told Helga not to send me to you fucking druggies! It takes you freaks 69 00:06:18,260 --> 00:06:20,080 way too long to get it up and get it off! 70 00:06:20,420 --> 00:06:21,980 No, no, no, no, no, no. Hi, Mom! 71 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,680 How does it feel to be back home? 72 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:28,600 Well, actually, see, I am not a druggie. No, please, let me tell you that right 73 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:33,840 now. I am not a druggie. You see, I have a... With the job that I have, I'm a 74 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:38,920 creative arts professional. You see, with my job, I have a certain ritual and 75 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:44,280 stuff. When I'm doing a project, I tend to keep myself celibate. And, of course, 76 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:49,720 when I complete the project, I celebrate with something close to you, but not 77 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:50,599 like you. 78 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:51,600 Like someone? 79 00:06:52,419 --> 00:06:55,620 What the hell is a creative arts professional? 80 00:06:56,380 --> 00:07:00,140 I'm sorry, I do not wish to discuss my job with you at this time. Hello, you 81 00:07:00,140 --> 00:07:03,520 just did. Yes, but I explained to you that I'm not a freak on narcotics who is 82 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:06,180 eventually going to bore you to death by taking too long to ejaculate. 83 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:09,740 I feel sorry for the woman who's going to get shackled to you for life. 84 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:11,940 Where are you going? 85 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:17,280 Hey, I didn't live up to your low standards, so I figured the deal was 86 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,280 I say the deal was off? 87 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:19,860 Did I? 88 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,300 I assume. 89 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:24,920 Yes, well, nations have gone to war. Empires have crumbled over assumptions. 90 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,220 Oh, goody. Now I'm getting a fucking history lesson on top of all the verbal 91 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:30,700 abuse. Have a seat. 92 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:31,960 Have a seat. 93 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:40,080 Now, do you think that you could be a slutty, very slutty? Honey, for the 94 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:44,960 fucking price, I can even pretend that I want to fuck you. Oh, you're good. 95 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:47,080 Oh, yeah? Is that what this is all about? 96 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:48,760 Verbal abuse? 97 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:50,260 Is that what you want? 98 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,180 You like it when I talk to you easy, little boy? 99 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,439 Anybody in the way? 100 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,140 Don't call me a fucking slut! 101 00:07:57,620 --> 00:07:59,280 I hate it when you call me a slut. 102 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:02,040 Uh, I think I will remember that. 103 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,120 Good. Come here. 104 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,400 Let's talk. 105 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,760 Sorry. No problem. 106 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:29,080 Yes, 107 00:08:43,059 --> 00:08:47,440 I want your pussy. Yes, I want your pussy. 108 00:09:16,510 --> 00:09:17,510 Great, 109 00:09:20,330 --> 00:09:21,870 I'm getting fashion tips from a whore. 110 00:09:22,890 --> 00:09:25,090 Yeah, you like the way I dress? Uh -huh. 111 00:09:25,490 --> 00:09:28,370 Yeah? Yes. You better say yes. It's very nice. 112 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:29,610 Uh -huh. 113 00:09:31,290 --> 00:09:32,290 Well, 114 00:09:38,850 --> 00:09:47,770 why 115 00:09:47,770 --> 00:09:52,070 don't you go in there and find out? 116 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:57,480 Must be the erotic writer. What the fuck is this? 117 00:09:58,200 --> 00:09:59,560 You think you're somebody important? 118 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,960 That was my teacher. 119 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:05,040 Yeah, whatever. 120 00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:10,620 Oh, aren't those nice? 121 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:13,140 Yeah, I'm the lord of the jungle. 122 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:15,960 The writer thing, isn't it? 123 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,580 Erotic novelist. 124 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,280 You like the way I stuck your cup? 125 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:54,820 Yes. 126 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:56,480 You like that right above? 127 00:12:09,070 --> 00:12:10,110 You like that, my love? 128 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:11,469 Mm -hmm. 129 00:12:11,470 --> 00:12:13,330 You didn't like it when I took your car? 130 00:12:13,570 --> 00:12:14,570 Yeah. 131 00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:31,870 Oh, fuck you. 132 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,610 Oh, that's it, baby. 133 00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:36,950 Oh, yeah. 134 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,290 Like that? 135 00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:42,010 Fuck you. 136 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:46,810 Oh, God. 137 00:12:48,990 --> 00:12:52,450 Oh, God. 138 00:12:54,610 --> 00:12:55,370 Give 139 00:12:55,370 --> 00:13:02,290 me that, God. 140 00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:05,150 I want to deep inside my pussy. 141 00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:07,270 Oh, fuck you. 142 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:11,940 Oh, yes. 143 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:14,760 Yeah. Oh, fuck you. 144 00:13:16,660 --> 00:13:17,660 Oh, God. 145 00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:19,220 Oh, God. 146 00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:22,460 Oh, God. Oh, God. 147 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:23,299 Oh, God. 148 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,300 Oh, God. Oh, God. 149 00:13:48,319 --> 00:13:49,560 Oh, that's it, baby. 150 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,800 Fuck me with your cock. 151 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,180 Fuck me with your big, hard cock. 152 00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:56,000 Oh, God, you're so good. 153 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,300 Oh, fuck you. 154 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,540 Oh, God. Oh, yeah. 155 00:14:08,910 --> 00:14:10,870 I like that. Do it again. 156 00:14:13,130 --> 00:14:14,130 Harder. 157 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,320 Oh, my goodness. Oh, 158 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,080 gosh. 159 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:28,880 Fuck my pussy. 160 00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:26,710 He can do four. 161 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:28,979 Save the cat. 162 00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:29,980 Yeah. 163 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:33,660 You need a cow can call me a horse. 164 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:36,560 Yeah. Oh, fuck yes. 165 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,060 I'll be your horse. 166 00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:40,420 You're my horse. 167 00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:42,820 Oh, yes. 168 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,960 Yes! 169 00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:07,860 God. Fuck my ass. 170 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,800 Fuck my ass. I give you my hand. 171 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,200 Come on. 172 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,059 Thank you. 173 00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,060 Thank you. 174 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,480 Oh God, it's so good. 175 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:12,720 Fucking good. 176 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:19,420 Oh yeah, 177 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,900 I want to taste it. 178 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:25,000 You got it in your mouth? I do. 179 00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:28,260 Okay, come on. 180 00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:16,370 You were fantastic. 181 00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:19,730 You were better than fantastic. You were the perfect little slut. 182 00:20:20,410 --> 00:20:23,730 I told you, don't ever call me a slut. 183 00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:27,970 What's that role play? 184 00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:29,430 Maybe two play. 185 00:20:31,450 --> 00:20:33,650 I'll call you. You call me. Call you. 186 00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:43,130 Nancy, I want you to tell him to lick your fucking boots. 187 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,420 Lick my boots, you cocksucker. 188 00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:51,280 You can do better than that. You've got to think really aggressive. 189 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,320 Lick my boots, you cocksucker. 190 00:20:57,700 --> 00:20:59,100 That's it. Good. That's good. 191 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,140 That's bad. That's bad. 192 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,880 Why do I have to show you how to do everything? 193 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,900 You've got to go like this. 194 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,480 My fucking cell phone. 195 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,080 Stay there and you keep doing that until I come back. 196 00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:17,660 Hello? 197 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:19,720 Oh, hi, Herbie. 198 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,520 Oh, no, I'm fine. 199 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:28,960 Uh, no, I'm just in the middle of a session with a couple of clients, but I 200 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:29,960 take a minute. 201 00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:34,620 Nancy, I want you to make him bark like a dog. 202 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,960 Oh, no, I've done some stuff out the right way. Bark like a dog. 203 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:40,340 Wow. 204 00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:47,000 Way, way off Broadway, but... Not 205 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,100 that loud! 206 00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:50,840 I'm on the phone for Christ's sake! 207 00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:55,320 Oh, no, no, no, Herbie, I'm sorry. It's just the neighbor's dog. 208 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,280 You're kidding. 209 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,380 Well, how much money is in it for me? 210 00:22:02,060 --> 00:22:06,140 Oh, well, Herbie, you know I can be anything you want me to be. 211 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,400 Cousin? 212 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,480 Can I go home and change first? 213 00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:14,540 I'll see you in a few. Bye. 214 00:22:15,340 --> 00:22:16,340 Guys, sorry. 215 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:20,000 I've got to cut this session short. Well, you'll be here next week as usual 216 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:23,460 Thursday, right? Oh, sweetie, I'm going to be out of town for a couple weeks. 217 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,120 Aww. 218 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:29,660 Stop nibbling your worthless little shit. Get down there. Get back to work. 219 00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:31,900 That's how it's done. 220 00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:33,380 Go to work. 221 00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:35,720 Lick my puss, you worm. 222 00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:38,180 Good girl. 223 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,260 See you guys in a couple weeks. 224 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,080 Thank you. 225 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,400 Uh -huh. 226 00:23:50,420 --> 00:23:52,380 Fuck yeah, right on my foot. 227 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,620 How's that place feel? 228 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:31,860 Yeah. 229 00:25:08,810 --> 00:25:09,810 movement finger. 230 00:25:09,970 --> 00:25:11,010 My clit. 231 00:25:13,550 --> 00:25:16,050 Oh, your finger makes it fucking well. 232 00:25:16,690 --> 00:25:17,690 Yeah. 233 00:25:19,730 --> 00:25:21,630 Talk just like my pussy. 234 00:25:22,490 --> 00:25:23,490 Yeah. 235 00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:28,050 Oh, good boy. 236 00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:31,150 Yeah, let's talk about that pussy juice, huh? 237 00:25:35,090 --> 00:25:37,490 Fuck, that's good. 238 00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:39,520 Oh, it's so good. 239 00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:42,880 Fuck me, you worm. Come on. Sit like sissy. 240 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:44,100 Right there. 241 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,120 Yes. 242 00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:47,140 Fuck me. Yeah. 243 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,000 Screw the worm. 244 00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:53,600 Keep fucking me. 245 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,880 Yeah. Yeah. 246 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:57,880 Ah, 247 00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:02,999 that's it. 248 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Good boy. 249 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,720 You want to start fucking me, huh? 250 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,120 Yeah. 251 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,780 You want to start fucking me, huh? 252 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:12,200 Yeah. You want to start fucking me, huh? 253 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:20,360 Yeah. 254 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,240 Look at that big cock going to that pussy, huh? 255 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,060 Yeah. Yeah. 256 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:55,200 Oh, yeah. 257 00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:57,160 It's so good. 258 00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,440 It's good, huh? 259 00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:02,980 I'm in a big cock. It's so good. Oh, yes. 260 00:27:03,740 --> 00:27:04,740 Good. 261 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,720 You're fucking me. 262 00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:09,400 I guess we are. Uh -huh. 263 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,780 Oh, fuck yeah, please me. 264 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,000 Whatever place this is. 265 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,160 Yes. You? 266 00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:29,500 Yeah. Yes. 267 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,560 Oh, God. 268 00:27:57,649 --> 00:28:00,610 Come on. Fuck me. Yes. 269 00:28:00,890 --> 00:28:02,830 Fuck me with that big cuck, huh? Yes. 270 00:28:03,030 --> 00:28:04,030 Oh, 271 00:28:05,870 --> 00:28:07,930 fuck yeah. 272 00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:09,230 That's it. 273 00:28:11,710 --> 00:28:12,710 Fuck it. 274 00:28:12,870 --> 00:28:13,870 Fuck it. 275 00:28:16,010 --> 00:28:18,770 Come on. Fuck me. 276 00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:50,620 Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. 277 00:28:54,060 --> 00:28:55,300 Fuck this. 278 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,860 Fuck this. 279 00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:00,540 Fuck this. 280 00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:27,930 I can't. 281 00:29:30,350 --> 00:29:36,590 I can't. 282 00:29:37,030 --> 00:29:40,350 I can't. 283 00:29:47,530 --> 00:29:48,409 Uh -huh. 284 00:29:48,410 --> 00:29:49,810 Yeah. Yes. 285 00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:51,290 Fuck me. 286 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,530 Uh -huh. Mm -hmm. Yeah. 287 00:29:53,970 --> 00:29:56,210 Me? Yes. Yes. 288 00:29:56,850 --> 00:29:58,570 Yes. Yes. 289 00:29:58,890 --> 00:30:00,110 Yes. Yes. Yes. 290 00:30:00,630 --> 00:30:02,850 God, you're so good with me. 291 00:30:03,230 --> 00:30:04,230 Yes. 292 00:30:04,790 --> 00:30:06,330 Oh, my God. 293 00:30:07,030 --> 00:30:09,210 Yes. Uh -huh. 294 00:30:19,030 --> 00:30:20,030 Yeah. 295 00:30:20,470 --> 00:30:23,070 Oh, come on. Oh, fuck me. 296 00:30:23,330 --> 00:30:24,730 Yes. Yes. 297 00:30:26,670 --> 00:30:27,670 Oh, 298 00:30:29,190 --> 00:30:31,610 yes. 299 00:30:35,270 --> 00:30:38,190 You're fucking me so well. Let's just fuck me up next. 300 00:30:38,490 --> 00:30:39,490 Yes. Yes. 301 00:30:39,910 --> 00:30:41,670 Oh, I want to do this. 302 00:30:41,890 --> 00:30:42,890 Yes. 303 00:30:43,470 --> 00:30:45,690 Yes. I will. I will. 304 00:30:48,590 --> 00:30:49,750 Yes. Yes. 305 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:51,770 Come on. 306 00:30:53,150 --> 00:30:54,150 Mmm. 307 00:30:54,950 --> 00:30:56,910 Yeah. Mmm. 308 00:30:57,710 --> 00:30:58,710 That's it. 309 00:30:58,870 --> 00:30:59,870 Oh. 310 00:30:59,910 --> 00:31:00,930 God, yes. 311 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:02,610 Mmm. 312 00:31:03,270 --> 00:31:04,270 Oh. 313 00:31:05,190 --> 00:31:07,930 Oh. Yeah, that's it. 314 00:31:08,330 --> 00:31:11,050 You like big, big apples? 315 00:31:11,510 --> 00:31:13,390 Yeah. Big cock? 316 00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:15,510 Yes. Yes. 317 00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:16,930 Oh, that's it. Oh. 318 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,480 Good boy, huh? 319 00:31:18,540 --> 00:31:19,540 Oh, shit. 320 00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:21,500 Whatever. 321 00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:24,520 Cock, huh, in my ass? 322 00:31:24,940 --> 00:31:26,560 Yes. Yes. 323 00:31:26,940 --> 00:31:27,940 Yeah. 324 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:30,440 Oh, fuck yeah. 325 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,300 Fuck me up. Yes. 326 00:31:47,790 --> 00:31:49,650 It's a hard fucking cock in my ass. 327 00:31:50,530 --> 00:31:52,490 Oh, good boy. 328 00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:53,990 Yes. Yeah. 329 00:31:54,270 --> 00:31:56,270 Yes. Yeah. Oh. 330 00:31:57,030 --> 00:31:58,230 Oh, no. 331 00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:03,870 Yes. Yes. Yes. 332 00:32:04,330 --> 00:32:07,210 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 333 00:32:07,590 --> 00:32:08,590 Good. 334 00:32:09,130 --> 00:32:10,130 Yes. 335 00:32:10,570 --> 00:32:11,570 Yes. 336 00:32:12,910 --> 00:32:15,030 Yes. Yes. Yes. 337 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,019 That's it. 338 00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:43,020 Oh. 339 00:32:43,180 --> 00:32:44,520 Oh. Yeah. 340 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,280 Yeah. Yes. Uh -huh. Yes. 341 00:32:47,580 --> 00:32:48,920 Fuck me. Yes. 342 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,680 Fuck me hard. Fuck. 343 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,540 Yeah. Oh. Come on. Fuck that ass. 344 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,940 Come on. Come on. 345 00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:00,580 Fuck it. 346 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,400 Yes. Fuck me. Come on. 347 00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:05,980 Yeah. Yes. Uh -huh. 348 00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:07,500 Oh. Do that. 349 00:33:08,810 --> 00:33:10,610 Fucking cock inside my ass, huh? 350 00:33:10,830 --> 00:33:12,570 Yes. Fill it with cum? 351 00:33:12,830 --> 00:33:13,830 Yes. 352 00:33:14,330 --> 00:33:16,170 Yes. Oh, fuck yeah. 353 00:33:16,410 --> 00:33:18,190 Yes. Yes. Yes. 354 00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:21,970 Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Put it on my ass. 355 00:33:22,550 --> 00:33:23,870 Yeah, that's good. 356 00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:25,750 Mmm. 357 00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:28,290 Come on. Fuck me with that good cock. 358 00:33:28,850 --> 00:33:31,230 Come on, baby. Yeah, come on over my ass. 359 00:33:33,910 --> 00:33:35,210 Yes, here it comes. 360 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,920 Fuck. 361 00:34:10,830 --> 00:34:12,969 Now, I want you to be completely honest with me. 362 00:34:13,310 --> 00:34:19,469 What did you think of Hotel Erotica? This is by far the best Jennifer Wett 363 00:34:19,469 --> 00:34:20,469 to date. 364 00:34:20,949 --> 00:34:27,530 But I have to be completely honest here, okay? It is getting very, very hard for 365 00:34:27,530 --> 00:34:30,110 independent publishers like me to stay in business. 366 00:34:30,350 --> 00:34:33,810 Between all the new rules that the retailers and the distributors keep 367 00:34:33,810 --> 00:34:35,530 down, I don't know what I'm going to do. 368 00:34:35,929 --> 00:34:40,429 There's even one bookstore chain that's requiring your books to have a 50 % sell 369 00:34:40,429 --> 00:34:42,290 -through rate. They just yank it right off the shelves. 370 00:34:42,690 --> 00:34:47,030 At this point, I don't even know what I'm going to do. So what are you saying? 371 00:34:47,110 --> 00:34:50,510 That you don't want to publish Hotel Erotica? Are you kidding me? 372 00:34:50,850 --> 00:34:53,770 The Jennifer Wett series is the only thing keeping my head above water. 373 00:34:54,070 --> 00:34:55,810 I'd be crazy not to publish this book. 374 00:34:56,170 --> 00:34:57,970 Yes, but I can hear it in your voice right now. 375 00:34:58,410 --> 00:34:59,410 You have a butt. 376 00:34:59,510 --> 00:35:01,570 Go on. Give me your butt. Butt? 377 00:35:02,430 --> 00:35:07,750 Listen, Gilbert, I need to find a way to increase revenue at least tenfold, and 378 00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:09,110 I think I've come up with it. 379 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,110 Gilbert? 380 00:35:13,270 --> 00:35:15,730 Gilbert, damn it, are you having another one of your hallucinations? 381 00:35:16,370 --> 00:35:17,370 Jesus, 382 00:35:17,910 --> 00:35:21,250 Gilbert, how many times have I told you to see a psychiatrist about this? God, 383 00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:22,078 you're like a... 384 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:25,700 Dexterated Walter Mitty, for Christ's sake. Thank you very much. Maybe before 385 00:35:25,700 --> 00:35:29,640 start to go ahead and dissect my psychosis, maybe we should get back to 386 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:34,520 little scheme here, this asinine idea. In case you don't remember, I am 387 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:38,200 Wett. It'd be really great for me to go into the public. Man, it's Jennifer 388 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,560 Wett. What are you thinking? 389 00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:42,440 Gilbert, okay, I've already addressed that situation. 390 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:47,480 And as a matter of fact, the solution should be arriving very shortly. Don't 391 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,980 so fucking cryptic. Why don't you go ahead and tell me what the fucking plan 392 00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:51,260 Listen, Gilbert. 393 00:35:52,210 --> 00:35:56,310 Gilbert, I've hired an actress to portray you. Well, actually, to portray 394 00:35:56,310 --> 00:35:57,310 Jennifer Webb. 395 00:35:58,290 --> 00:35:59,290 Oh, God. 396 00:36:00,630 --> 00:36:01,970 We've already hired somebody. 397 00:36:02,170 --> 00:36:03,190 We've already hired somebody. 398 00:36:04,670 --> 00:36:08,270 And you didn't even consult me? Listen, Gilbert, you haven't answered your 399 00:36:08,270 --> 00:36:09,490 fucking phone in three months. 400 00:36:09,770 --> 00:36:13,490 Well, I've been writing this book. And I've been promoting this book. 401 00:36:13,770 --> 00:36:17,110 Apparently, you've promoted this whole damn promotion tour. 402 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,780 Listen, Gilbert, relax, okay? 403 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:24,140 It's just a few top radio show appearances, a couple of bookstore 404 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:28,480 okay? It's no big deal. Now, I'm sending you out with the young lady under the 405 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:33,800 pretense that you're her manager, okay? That way, you have complete control over 406 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,060 how Jennifer Wett is portrayed to the public. You seem awful desperate. 407 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:41,440 Desperate? Of course I'm desperate, Gilbert. I'm doing everything I can to 408 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:45,320 keep my fucking head above water here. Listen, you owe me one, okay? I took you 409 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,940 on when nobody gave a rat's ass about you. Nobody wanted to publish your 410 00:36:48,980 --> 00:36:53,080 Nothing. I think that it's the least you can do is repay me this favor, okay? 411 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,460 Ah, and here she is now. 412 00:36:58,700 --> 00:36:59,700 Hello, Herbie. 413 00:36:59,940 --> 00:37:00,940 Hello, sweetheart. 414 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:05,700 How are you, love? Listen, Gilbert, I'd like you to meet the lovely Hannah O 415 00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:07,160 'Riordan. Oh, God, no. 416 00:37:07,670 --> 00:37:08,670 What? 417 00:37:11,510 --> 00:37:12,550 She's not an actress. 418 00:37:13,330 --> 00:37:14,330 She's a hooker. 419 00:37:15,170 --> 00:37:16,410 I am an actress? 420 00:37:16,730 --> 00:37:17,730 Yeah. 421 00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:23,190 Yeah? Well, I made you think that I was having a good time. And believe me, that 422 00:37:23,190 --> 00:37:24,990 was one hell of a goddamn acting job. 423 00:37:26,290 --> 00:37:27,290 Oh, God. 424 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:30,330 Sorry. 425 00:37:34,430 --> 00:37:38,090 What the hell is wrong with him? Oh, he's hyperventilating again. 426 00:37:39,870 --> 00:37:44,710 Here, Gilbert, take this and go to the bathroom and take care of yourself. 427 00:37:44,710 --> 00:37:46,830 Christ. 428 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:53,310 Do you always carry extra bags around in your briefcase? Only when I'm meeting 429 00:37:53,310 --> 00:37:54,310 with Gilbert. 430 00:37:54,410 --> 00:37:56,770 So anyway, sweetie, how do you two know each other? 431 00:37:57,050 --> 00:37:59,370 Oh, honey, I've got a story for you. 432 00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:28,680 Oh, my God. 433 00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:08,820 Ooh. 434 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,040 Thank you. 435 00:43:07,740 --> 00:43:10,540 See? See? 436 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:13,600 See? 437 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:40,000 Oh, God. 438 00:44:19,319 --> 00:44:22,120 Oh, God. 439 00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,200 Oh, yeah, your cup is so deep in my nose. 440 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,240 Oh, 441 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:31,184 yeah. 442 00:46:34,210 --> 00:46:35,210 I love you. 443 00:48:04,720 --> 00:48:08,640 Let me be the first to say that I don't like this idea. I'm doing this under 444 00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:09,640 protest, you know. 445 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,520 If it wasn't for the fact that I'm doing a favor for Herbie, I wouldn't exactly 446 00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:13,520 be here. 447 00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,380 And I'm also going to keep you under a very short leash there, missy. 448 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,100 Gilbert, that turns me on. 449 00:48:19,380 --> 00:48:20,860 None of that, none of that. 450 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:23,740 You're an erotic novelist, not a goddamn whore. 451 00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:25,420 Oh, yeah, like there's a fucking difference. 452 00:48:26,100 --> 00:48:28,080 Selling sex is selling sex. 453 00:48:28,300 --> 00:48:31,460 Yes, well, you have a lot to learn about the world, missy. Maybe you can teach 454 00:48:31,460 --> 00:48:32,460 me a thing or two. 455 00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:34,100 And you know what? 456 00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:37,540 If I'm a bad girl, you can spank me. 457 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,900 Glutz, man, you've got to learn to fucking lighten up a little bit. 458 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,820 You know, we're going to be spending a lot of time together. 459 00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,600 Just because we don't like each other doesn't mean we can't have a little fun. 460 00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:50,960 Here's to becoming wet. 461 00:48:51,660 --> 00:48:52,660 Jennifer, wet. 462 00:48:58,100 --> 00:48:59,580 So what time do we go to the radio station? 463 00:49:00,919 --> 00:49:05,000 Later on this evening, we're on one of the national syndicated radio shows. 464 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,940 The Bob and Judy show. A very trite little show they have. 465 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:10,400 Bob and Judy. 466 00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:14,640 Judy. 467 00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:17,920 Just for once, I'd like to talk before we fuck. 468 00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:19,058 All right. 469 00:49:19,060 --> 00:49:22,300 What's on your mind today? Don't treat me like one of our callers. What? I 470 00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:24,140 what's on your mind today, so I'm treating you like a caller? 471 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,180 I can't win with you sometimes. 472 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,960 Well, you know, this has been going on for way too long. 473 00:49:29,660 --> 00:49:32,540 You told me over a year ago you were going to leave her. And I am. 474 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:36,280 These things just take time sometimes. 475 00:49:37,460 --> 00:49:42,120 I mean, Susan's daddy is the number one divorce attorney in the state. 476 00:49:42,540 --> 00:49:46,160 And I'd like to do this without losing everything that I own. But you are going 477 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:47,160 to divorce her, right? 478 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,240 I'd do anything not to lose you. 479 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:37,880 Oh. 480 00:52:11,569 --> 00:52:14,370 Thank you. 481 00:54:06,350 --> 00:54:12,590 God, you... Oh, God. 482 00:54:13,430 --> 00:54:14,510 It's him. 483 00:54:15,050 --> 00:54:16,050 It's him. 484 00:55:03,260 --> 00:55:05,580 Oh, dear. 485 00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,920 Oh, dear. 486 00:55:47,530 --> 00:55:48,530 Oh, God. 487 00:56:32,540 --> 00:56:35,340 Oh, yeah. 488 00:56:54,759 --> 00:56:56,160 Oh. 489 00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:58,360 Oh. 490 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000 Oh. 491 00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:47,440 Oh, God. 492 00:58:21,819 --> 00:58:22,738 Come on. 493 00:58:22,740 --> 00:58:23,740 Give it to me. 494 00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:24,760 Come on. 495 00:59:04,780 --> 00:59:07,040 Oh, oh, oh. 496 00:59:37,130 --> 00:59:38,130 Thank you. 497 01:00:54,180 --> 01:00:57,020 Oh my god. 498 01:00:57,380 --> 01:01:00,240 Holy shit. 499 01:01:15,950 --> 01:01:17,350 Yeah. 500 01:01:32,510 --> 01:01:33,910 Yeah. 501 01:01:37,870 --> 01:01:40,910 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 502 01:01:54,220 --> 01:01:57,020 Fuck. Fuck. 503 01:01:57,520 --> 01:01:58,520 Fuck. 504 01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:19,920 We're going to be late for the station. 505 01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:21,460 Oh, shit, shit. 506 01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:31,980 And welcome back to Hour 2 of the Bob and Judy Show, broadcast in all four 507 01:02:31,980 --> 01:02:35,380 corners of the U .S. of A. from our communications facility in beautiful 508 01:02:35,380 --> 01:02:36,279 Beach, Florida. 509 01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:40,000 Our guest today, in case you're just joining us, is erotic novelist Jennifer 510 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:44,140 Wett, whose new book, Hotel Erotica, hit stands this week. 511 01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:46,080 Now, Jennifer. 512 01:02:46,350 --> 01:02:49,410 Just before the station break, you were getting ready to tell us how you became 513 01:02:49,410 --> 01:02:51,130 a novelist of such theme -y stories. 514 01:02:51,710 --> 01:02:55,110 Well, Judy, I was a pig farmer for many, many years. 515 01:02:55,350 --> 01:02:58,950 And one day, I'm standing there, and I'm knee -deep in pig shit. 516 01:02:59,830 --> 01:03:04,650 Can I say, can I say? Anyway, I'm standing there, and I'm knee -deep in 517 01:03:04,650 --> 01:03:08,110 -doo. And I said, Jennifer, what is it that you really want to do with your 518 01:03:08,110 --> 01:03:10,150 life? There's got to be a better way to make a living. 519 01:03:10,770 --> 01:03:13,630 So I think, what is it that you enjoy doing? 520 01:03:14,430 --> 01:03:19,960 Well... I enjoy ballering around in pig's lap and getting screwed until my 521 01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:21,220 brains are oozing out of my ears. 522 01:03:21,460 --> 01:03:26,360 Now, obviously, having sex is way more fun. So I packed up the truck and I 523 01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:29,400 to New York City, where I became a very successful call girl. 524 01:03:29,700 --> 01:03:34,220 And the new book is based on my experiences as a hooker. 525 01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:36,640 I see. 526 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:38,280 How fascinating. 527 01:03:38,700 --> 01:03:41,520 You know, I'm working on a new book, and it's all about my experiences on the 528 01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:44,200 farm. It's called Squeal Like a Pig. 529 01:03:44,540 --> 01:03:45,540 Actually, no. 530 01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:47,840 She was just kidding. They're folk. 531 01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:52,700 No. And today we're also joined by Gilbert Fitz, Jennifer's personal 532 01:03:52,940 --> 01:03:58,540 Hello. Gilbert, tell me, what's it like working so closely with such a beautiful 533 01:03:58,540 --> 01:04:00,300 and sexual woman as Jennifer? 534 01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:03,800 But it's pretty hard to keep your hands off her at times. Actually, let me tell 535 01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:04,800 you something, Bob. 536 01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:09,460 You see, I don't think she would actually meet my high standards. In case 537 01:04:09,460 --> 01:04:13,340 haven't noticed, or for that matter, if you've read any of her books, she is, 538 01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:15,100 what do you call, a slut. 539 01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:19,920 Jennifer, you write extensively about extramarital affairs. 540 01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:24,660 How would you feel about a long -term affair outside of the marriage? 541 01:04:25,700 --> 01:04:28,380 Let's just say, for the sake of argument, that... 542 01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:29,980 Bob and I were having an affair. 543 01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:35,160 He promises to leave his wife, but a year later, the coward still hasn't done 544 01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:36,078 it. 545 01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:38,700 What would you think of a hypothetical situation like that? 546 01:04:38,940 --> 01:04:42,840 Well, Judy, I would say that Bob is just looking to have his cake and eat it, 547 01:04:42,860 --> 01:04:45,720 too. Well, would you look at that. Well, folks, it's time for another station 548 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,000 break. We'll be back in one minute. 549 01:04:51,140 --> 01:04:54,380 Four online booksellers are reporting brick sales, Gilbert. 550 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:55,640 Brick sales. 551 01:04:55,900 --> 01:04:58,240 Now, I don't know what you two are doing down there, but keep it up because it's 552 01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:02,300 working. Now, listen to me. Don't leave Miami Beach. Gilbert, listen to me. 553 01:05:02,660 --> 01:05:06,460 Don't leave Miami Beach just yet, okay? Both of you need to get your butts down 554 01:05:06,460 --> 01:05:09,360 to the radio station tonight at 9 o 'clock to do the Dr. Rene show. 555 01:05:09,580 --> 01:05:10,720 Yes, okay, Herbie. 556 01:05:11,540 --> 01:05:14,000 Later on this evening, the Dr. Rene show. 557 01:05:14,820 --> 01:05:18,720 I'll let her know when she comes in. I'll write it down. Okay, thank you. 558 01:05:21,710 --> 01:05:26,650 Guess what? That was her beyond the line. We have an engagement over at the 559 01:05:26,790 --> 01:05:28,790 Renee show later on this evening. Oh, my God. 560 01:05:29,090 --> 01:05:30,089 The Dr. 561 01:05:30,090 --> 01:05:31,090 Renee show? 562 01:05:31,410 --> 01:05:33,290 I am her biggest fan. 563 01:05:34,370 --> 01:05:35,370 Oh, shit. 564 01:05:35,530 --> 01:05:36,388 What's wrong? 565 01:05:36,390 --> 01:05:39,290 Well, I kind of made plans for this evening. 566 01:05:39,690 --> 01:05:41,670 Wait a minute. You've already made plans? 567 01:05:42,070 --> 01:05:44,850 Well, just a couple of sweet guys I met down in the lobby. 568 01:05:45,350 --> 01:05:47,690 What are you flipping tricks here? You're with me. 569 01:05:48,140 --> 01:05:51,840 Well, excuse me. I know you're God's gift to women and everything. 570 01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,500 But a girl has got to make a living. 571 01:05:54,740 --> 01:05:57,120 Yes, well, Herbie does pay you to be with me. 572 01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:58,500 Well, not in a sexual sense. 573 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:02,240 Well, you are compensated to... Yeah, to pretend I'm something I'm not. 574 01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:05,820 And whether it's pretending to be Jennifer Wett or pretending to like 575 01:06:05,820 --> 01:06:10,500 the Star Spangled Banner with a fucking dildo shoved up my ass, it still pays my 576 01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:12,700 rent and it still buys my fucking groceries. 577 01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:15,660 And you know what? It all washes away in the morning with soap and water. 578 01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:17,760 Yeah, well... 579 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:21,200 While you're singing the Star Spangled Banner with a dildo up your ass, 580 01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:23,100 apparently I'm the only one getting fucked here. 581 01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:32,800 Absolutely, Dr. Rene. I really think that it is easier for women to indulge 582 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:35,540 their bisexual behavior more than it is for men. 583 01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:37,520 It's a paradox, really. 584 01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:57,500 Women aren't as stigmatized by sex as men. But yet, at the same time, sex can 585 01:06:57,500 --> 01:06:59,640 such a commodity for women. How so? 586 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:35,500 Women use sex in so many different ways, as a means of security, as a way of 587 01:07:35,500 --> 01:07:38,580 expressing their love, as a way of 588 01:08:20,790 --> 01:08:22,830 My pussy's grabbing my finger. 589 01:09:47,300 --> 01:09:48,300 Yeah, 590 01:09:53,300 --> 01:09:54,300 like that. 591 01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:20,339 You like that? 592 01:10:20,340 --> 01:10:21,340 You like that? 593 01:10:28,420 --> 01:10:29,900 Yeah, that's fucking hard. 594 01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:07,920 So fucking good. 595 01:11:10,540 --> 01:11:11,540 Hard. 596 01:11:14,900 --> 01:11:16,280 Hard four times over. 597 01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:20,660 What do you think hard four times harder? 598 01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:25,060 Harder. Harder. 599 01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:27,120 Fucking hard. 600 01:12:03,690 --> 01:12:04,970 Tighten your pussy on my cunt. 601 01:12:05,810 --> 01:12:07,850 Oh, fuck my cunt. 602 01:12:11,650 --> 01:12:17,010 Open your legs and let me in. 603 01:12:19,630 --> 01:12:20,930 Oh, fuck. 604 01:12:23,290 --> 01:12:24,290 Oh, 605 01:12:26,650 --> 01:12:28,350 fuck yes. 606 01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:16,560 Thank you. 607 01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:49,680 So the answer to your question is yes. 608 01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:53,860 Women have always been more secure with their sexuality than men. 609 01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:56,100 It's just always been that way. 610 01:17:56,320 --> 01:17:57,540 Well, thanks for being with us. 611 01:17:57,860 --> 01:17:59,220 Well, thank you for having me. 612 01:18:06,220 --> 01:18:07,220 There you are. 613 01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:10,400 How are you doing today? Would you like to join me for a drink? 614 01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:13,300 Sorry, no can do. 615 01:18:14,460 --> 01:18:16,080 Ah, I forgot. 616 01:18:16,380 --> 01:18:17,380 My bad. 617 01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:20,740 I should have known those two gentlemen that you've met. 618 01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:24,240 Apparently the circus is in town and the midgets are out running around looking 619 01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:27,760 for whores. So you guys go ahead and go up to your hotel room and have 620 01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:29,080 unprotected sex. 621 01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:31,280 Thank you very much. I will. 622 01:18:32,100 --> 01:18:33,640 Don't wait up for me. I won't be late. 623 01:18:35,230 --> 01:18:36,550 Yeah, I won't wait up for you. 624 01:18:38,190 --> 01:18:41,930 You'll probably come out of a small car, them and 35 of their friends. 625 01:18:43,870 --> 01:18:45,630 You know what my girlfriend's doing right now? 626 01:18:46,970 --> 01:18:47,970 She's upstairs. 627 01:18:48,950 --> 01:18:50,810 Two guys she's never even met before. 628 01:18:51,890 --> 01:18:54,690 Not big guys, small guys. You could wear them on a charm bracelet. 629 01:18:56,350 --> 01:18:58,150 Yeah, she's having fun all right. 630 01:18:59,950 --> 01:19:01,150 But she could have more fun. 631 01:19:02,270 --> 01:19:03,270 Right here. 632 01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:18,480 Hello. Hello. 633 01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:25,620 Tell me, if I was to, say, give you a quarter, would you sit on my face and 634 01:19:25,620 --> 01:19:26,780 me guess your weight? 635 01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:31,300 Two hundred bucks. I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you. 636 01:19:35,240 --> 01:19:37,460 I think that could be arranged. 637 01:19:40,040 --> 01:19:41,880 Be gentle. 638 01:23:44,929 --> 01:23:46,810 That's it, baby. Come on. Yeah. 639 01:23:49,010 --> 01:23:50,010 Ah, 640 01:23:54,250 --> 01:23:55,590 yeah, yeah. 641 01:24:09,150 --> 01:24:12,930 Oh, yeah. Oh, 642 01:24:19,730 --> 01:24:22,310 yeah. Oh, 643 01:24:26,550 --> 01:24:27,550 yeah. 644 01:24:54,530 --> 01:24:56,870 Oh, God. 645 01:25:11,450 --> 01:25:12,450 Yeah. 646 01:25:17,080 --> 01:25:23,780 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 647 01:25:24,620 --> 01:25:25,660 Oh, God. 648 01:25:26,060 --> 01:25:28,840 Oh, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 649 01:25:29,480 --> 01:25:32,780 Oh, yes. Oh, yes. 650 01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:36,660 Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, 651 01:25:37,940 --> 01:25:38,940 yes. 652 01:25:41,480 --> 01:25:45,180 Oh, God. Oh, 653 01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:04,280 fuck you. 654 01:26:12,160 --> 01:26:13,560 Oh, 655 01:26:14,480 --> 01:26:15,480 God. 656 01:26:17,180 --> 01:26:18,860 Oh, yes. 657 01:27:09,680 --> 01:27:11,080 No. 658 01:27:25,980 --> 01:27:31,380 Oh God. Oh God. 659 01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:47,040 Oh fuck! 660 01:28:12,520 --> 01:28:13,520 Yeah. 661 01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:43,600 Oh, 662 01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:48,160 fuck you. 663 01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:50,299 Oh, 664 01:28:50,300 --> 01:28:57,220 fuck 665 01:28:57,220 --> 01:28:58,220 you. 666 01:29:32,599 --> 01:29:33,920 Oh, fuck. 667 01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:36,280 Yes. 668 01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:38,920 Oh, 669 01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:41,200 God. 670 01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:48,200 Oh, fuck you. Fuck 671 01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:49,200 my pussy. 672 01:30:22,980 --> 01:30:25,080 Oh, yeah. 673 01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:20,920 I don't get it. 674 01:31:53,160 --> 01:31:54,160 Thank you. 675 01:32:35,740 --> 01:32:37,780 No. No. 676 01:33:03,990 --> 01:33:06,790 um um 677 01:33:34,360 --> 01:33:35,420 Oh, yeah. 678 01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:24,600 Bye. 679 01:36:59,690 --> 01:37:00,690 Oh, my God. 680 01:38:31,710 --> 01:38:32,950 Oh, yeah. 681 01:38:34,230 --> 01:38:36,630 Oh, fuck 682 01:38:36,630 --> 01:38:42,230 my pussy, baby. 683 01:38:42,590 --> 01:38:44,110 Oh, my God. 684 01:38:44,850 --> 01:38:46,310 Oh, my God. 685 01:39:00,030 --> 01:39:03,270 Get out of my face. 686 01:39:38,210 --> 01:39:39,610 Oh, yeah. 687 01:39:40,550 --> 01:39:43,070 Oh, yeah. 688 01:40:24,079 --> 01:40:27,360 Oh, so much is going to come all over. 689 01:40:41,800 --> 01:40:42,800 Oh, God. 690 01:40:43,100 --> 01:40:44,760 It's so good, baby. 691 01:40:49,120 --> 01:40:50,140 Yeah, 692 01:40:54,080 --> 01:40:55,980 yeah. Oh, 693 01:40:57,420 --> 01:40:58,420 yeah. 694 01:41:14,510 --> 01:41:17,290 that's it oh 695 01:41:17,290 --> 01:41:22,110 yeah 696 01:41:22,110 --> 01:41:27,690 oh that's it 697 01:41:50,159 --> 01:41:52,020 Oh, yeah, that's it, baby. 698 01:41:52,380 --> 01:41:53,380 Oh, 699 01:41:53,960 --> 01:41:58,560 fuck. Oh, yeah, that's it, baby. 700 01:42:04,920 --> 01:42:07,780 Oh, yeah, that's it. Oh, yeah, that's it. 701 01:42:08,220 --> 01:42:09,220 Oh, 702 01:42:11,740 --> 01:42:13,100 yeah, that's awesome. 703 01:42:24,259 --> 01:42:25,380 God, yes! 704 01:43:18,280 --> 01:43:19,280 Oh, that's okay. 705 01:43:47,690 --> 01:43:48,690 Yeah. 706 01:44:48,170 --> 01:44:50,890 Does anybody ever tell you it's bad form to sleep with the Johns, honey? 707 01:44:51,110 --> 01:44:52,570 Get the fuck out of here! 708 01:44:55,230 --> 01:44:59,350 Excuse me, there seems to be a little mistake here. What the hell's going on? 709 01:44:59,350 --> 01:45:02,370 least I had the good decency to do my dirty business elsewhere. 710 01:45:02,730 --> 01:45:06,490 Yes, well, speaking of dirty business, look exactly what you do for a living. 711 01:45:06,630 --> 01:45:08,450 How dare you criticize me! 712 01:45:09,030 --> 01:45:12,570 You are the most sexually dysfunctional person I have ever met! 713 01:45:12,890 --> 01:45:15,710 You have these bizarre sexual hallucinations! 714 01:45:15,950 --> 01:45:20,640 You pig! for sex rather than invest in a real relationship with a woman. And to 715 01:45:20,640 --> 01:45:25,780 top it all off, you write fuck books for a living using a woman's name because, 716 01:45:25,920 --> 01:45:30,900 God forbid, if the world knew that a man can have a meaningful insight into sex. 717 01:45:31,840 --> 01:45:36,580 I think you might be off base on that one. I don't think you've really hit 718 01:45:36,580 --> 01:45:39,300 mark. Where are you going? I'm going home. 719 01:45:39,680 --> 01:45:43,520 I should have never accepted this job in the first place, and I'm tired of your 720 01:45:43,520 --> 01:45:45,160 shit. What is it with men? 721 01:45:45,790 --> 01:45:46,850 Okay, okay, okay. 722 01:45:47,170 --> 01:45:50,170 Wait, wait, wait. Before you go, before you go, I'm going to go ahead and tell 723 01:45:50,170 --> 01:45:53,270 you. Most men will not tell you this. They won't be this honest to you, 724 01:45:53,330 --> 01:45:54,650 especially not the clients that you're with. 725 01:45:55,730 --> 01:46:00,670 The fact of the matter is men don't really like women. I'm not saying that 726 01:46:00,670 --> 01:46:02,550 hate women. They just really don't like them. 727 01:46:03,130 --> 01:46:05,670 It's kind of like cats and dogs, okay? 728 01:46:06,090 --> 01:46:09,070 They tolerate each other, but they really don't get along, you know? 729 01:46:09,470 --> 01:46:10,970 And it's mainly because, well... 730 01:46:11,450 --> 01:46:14,090 You guys are like aliens to us, okay? 731 01:46:14,990 --> 01:46:18,930 Foreign, okay? You're like the French. We really don't understand you too much. 732 01:46:19,090 --> 01:46:23,330 I mean, let's face it. How is it that a woman can bleed for seven days and not 733 01:46:23,330 --> 01:46:24,330 die? 734 01:46:24,750 --> 01:46:26,410 You're from Mars and I'm from Venus. 735 01:46:27,770 --> 01:46:29,550 Do you understand what I'm saying? 736 01:46:30,810 --> 01:46:31,810 Amazing. 737 01:46:33,730 --> 01:46:34,810 I'm an enigma. 738 01:46:35,690 --> 01:46:36,690 I'm a riddle. 739 01:46:37,930 --> 01:46:38,930 I'm alone. 740 01:46:40,300 --> 01:46:40,840 Honey 741 01:46:40,840 --> 01:46:53,180 Very 742 01:46:53,180 --> 01:46:57,160 nice very good Of 743 01:46:57,160 --> 01:47:06,260 course 744 01:47:06,260 --> 01:47:07,820 the 745 01:47:10,889 --> 01:47:12,890 End. Very nice. 746 01:47:22,650 --> 01:47:24,570 It is time to celebrate. 747 01:47:28,150 --> 01:47:30,730 With the arrangement, 748 01:47:32,050 --> 01:47:33,210 you stay there. 749 01:47:38,970 --> 01:47:40,630 Excellent escorts. Helga speaking. 750 01:47:41,390 --> 01:47:44,970 Hello, hello. Yes, this is Gilbert. 751 01:47:45,330 --> 01:47:47,310 Helga. Hello. Hi. 752 01:47:47,950 --> 01:47:49,270 The usual, please. 753 01:47:49,930 --> 01:47:51,130 I have a celebration.